CALLING ALL BOUNTY HUNTERS REWARD!!

All of our humanTHREADZ merchandise is exclusive and available nowhere else in the vast universe. Also, all items are designed, printed, tagged, bagged & shipped by us and only us. So...In order to help maintain control in this day and age of world wide web pirates and bootleggin' techno ninjas (not to mention thieves posing as artists whom aren't worth their weight in "Gold") we have placed a bounty on the heads of any store/web site/eBayer/person selling knock-off humanTHREADZ designs. In order to reap great honor and rewards all you have to do is report any vailid violation of our intellectual property rights to us here at humanTHREADZ, then BAM! great honor and rewards will begin to rain down upon you.

humanTHREADZ will not be responsible for anyone who actually brings us the head of an infringing violator, It was just an expression.